You can't fucking skate you poser.
Not quite there but getting closer.
Prove to us you're not a loser.
You can't fucking skate.
Making up excuses, always.
Fuck it mate just have it your way.
Never show up, if you do late.
You can't fucking skate.
Too much traffic I'm still stuck in the car.
Running into an old friend at the bar.
Can't make it now, but I really wish I could.
But don't deny my skills, cause I'm pretty fucking good.
Now we see him facing up in the street.
Sure we're gonna see him land his face in the 'crete.
He's lining up, got the speed for some height.
Lands it clean and he's not gonna bite.
And I'm a prick now for judging a mate.
It turns out that he can actually skate.